When to take off your suit jacket at a wedding

You are only permitted to take your coat off at a wedding once the groom has removed his

Backpacks on adults are unacceptable unless you are hiking.

As Armageddon approaches

As Armageddon approaches, I am prepared for the fall of paper currency once the looting starts...


Wampum...Score!

Placemats

In an effort to conserve the water required to wash tablecloths, the French invented placemats during WWI. When American servicemen returned home from the war, and showed their wives the unique tablewear they found in France, the placemat's place on the American table was secured.

Unicorns

Unicorns can only be touched by female virgins.