In New York City...

In New York City, it is socially acceptable to spit on cabs that speed through red lights.

I DVR Antiques Roadshow

I DVR Antiques Roadshow on the off chance that something that I own will show up on there. How many antiques do I own? 2 or 3.

I am so glad that beards and donuts are back

I'm so glad that beards and donuts are back.

This is a trend that I have been looking to start for years.
Hopefully faux hawks and veggies are on the way out.

The T-Word

When on a road trip, the mere mention of traffic will cause an almost immediate increase in cars on the road. This includes but is not limited to the following phrases:

"Oh wow, look at the traffic on the other side"
"Whew, looks like we made it the entire way without any traffic"
"It's 5am, there shouldn't be any traffic"
To avoid this phenomenon, please refer to traffic as "the t-word" it will make driving conditions better for all of us.

Baseball Karma

I believe that the number of people rooting for a team is proportional to their likelihood of victory. If more people root for the Yankees, the more likely they are to win.