Female Eskimos

In an effort to stay warm, female Eskimos all have long hair.

Eskimo Population

Instead of intercourse, Eskimos rub their genitals against each other. This is why there are so few Eskimos.

Three Dog Night

The term three dog night derives its name from Eskimo culture. Before oil heaters were available, Eskimos used their sled dogs to stay warm. A three dog night means that an Eskimo would have 3 dogs lying across his body on a given night. The number of dogs required to stay warm was increased on particularly cold evenings. The coldest night on record was a twenty dog night.Klinkit is getting ready to bed down for a seven dog night.