5 People I Can Do Without...Round 2

1. People who place their bare feet on public furniture- If you even had flip flops on that would be acceptable, but bare feet? Gross.


2. People who don't clean up after their dogs - You give the rest of us who do clean up a bad name.


3. Anyone else on the New Jersey Turnpike - The worst driver in the world is anyone who isn't me who is on the New Jersey Turnpike while I am there...even my family.

4. People Wearing Face Headbands - What is this 1969? Enough.


5. Snotty Salespeople - Sales is a service oriented business...serve me, don't be a jerk.

A List of People I Can Do Without - Baseball Edition

I am a big George Carlin fan. As an homage to his greatness, here is a list of people I can do without:

People at Yankees games who wear Red Sox hats when the Yankees aren't even playing a team from the American League East- Seriously? I can understand when the Yankees are playing the sox or maybe even the Orioles. If you are wearing a Red Sox hat when the Yankees are playing the Houston Astros you are just a jerk who needs something better to do with their time.

Men who push women and children out of the way to catch a ball in the stands - Sir, you disgust me.

Grown men who bring baseball gloves to baseball games - If you are over the age of 12, you are no longer allowed to wear a glove at a baseball game.

Concession guys dancing and trying to get on the jumbo-tron instead of selling people cotton candy- I have seen morons dancing before. I have never eaten 4 servings of cotton candy at a game before. Do not prevent the inevitable from happening.
Cotton Eye Joe