Mold

Green and



white mold are okay; it's the black mold you have to worry about.

Flu Shots

There can be bubbles in the syringe as long as the injection is not going directly into a vein.

Allergies

If you do not deal with your allergies, they can eventually turn into a cold.

Spicy Food is good for a cold

The spicier the food, the more likely it is to help with a cold. Below is a list of foods in order of their cold curing properties.

1) Ice Cream (worthless at curing your cold)
2) Chocolate
3) Cinnamon Chewing Gum
4) Taco Bell Hot Sauce
5) Atomic Fireballs (2 per day will cure your cold in about 2 weeks)
6) Chilies in Adobo
7) Raw Horse Radish
8) Habenero Peppers
9) Thai Prik Peppers
10) Still smouldering embers (almost immediate cure)

The more liquified...

If an item is a liquid, it contains less saturated fat.

Walking Around Barefoot

Walking around barefoot helps you take in nutrients through the soles of your feet.

Lemon in Tea

Tea with lemon and honey is considered a common remedy for a sore throat. The honey helps soothe the throat and the lemon is a small dose of Vitamin C.

Possible Scar on My Shoulder

Lisa: Be Careful bub, you don't want to pick the scab and get a scar.
Aryeh: I want a scar, it would look like a bullet wound. That would be bad ass.
L: It would not.
A: Sure it would, a small bullet, like a .22.

Mayonnaise as a cure-all

Mixing aloe with mayonnaise and applying it to sunburn provides more relief than aloe alone.

Pool Water

If you consume enough of it, chlorinated water can kill you...incidentally, if you consume enough regular water it will kill you too. No one is clear on which will kill you faster.

Salmon vs. Beef

Per serving, salmon has as much fat as beef.

Healing Itches

When you have a wound, it itches as it heals.

Corn Syrup has no calories!!

Dark corn syrup has at least 200 calories per serving. Clear corn syrup, is calorie free because it is clear. More information can be found here

Weight vs. Shoe Size

The heavier you are, the larger your shoes size is and the lower your arches are.

Straight Vodka

Straight vodka has no calories because it is clear.

Medicine for Ernie

I like to give Ernie his medicine a couple of hours before he goes to sleep. That way, when playing, he can work it through his system in time for bed.

Pinkeye

Pinkeye is related to chickenpox. Because of this you can only get pinkeye once.

Running Surfaces In Order of Body Damage Caused Best to Worst

1- Grass
2- Dirt
3- Rubberized Track
4- Blacktop
5- Treadmill
6- Concrete
7- Wood Plank
8- Cobblestone
9- Marble
10- Metal
11- Traffic Spikes

Do not laugh while drinking water

If you laugh while you drink water, you could get an ear infection. All that stuff's connected.

Cracking Your Knuckles...It doesn't do anything

Cracking your knuckles regularly has absolutely no effect on your joints. It does not cause arthritis or give you enlarged knuckles; that's an old wives' tale.