Showing posts with label bagels. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bagels. Show all posts

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Are those chandeliers at the bagel place original?

My wife knows antiques and interior design and I...am a moron

Aryeh: Li, I think those chandeliers are original

Lisa: Oh really?

A: Yeah, none of the fake candles in them are white, they look like they have been around for a while

L: really?

A: Also, they have three of the exact same chandeliers...(getting gradually quieter) and the crystals are dusty

L: (Silence, puts her head down on the table)