Showing posts with label Jackass Etiquette. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jackass Etiquette. Show all posts

Monday, July 6, 2009

When to pet a dog...

If I am walking my dog, and you notice him please ask before you touch him. Yes, he is adorable, but there are few things ruder than just running over to my dog and picking him up and playing with him without asking first, especially if you are some random drunk girl.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Little Known Etiquette

Polite etiquette dictates that in case the cable snaps, a man is supposed to get into the elevator before the woman.In order for a woman to avoid climbing over the hump in the middle of a cab's back seat, the man is supposed to get in the cab first followed by the woman.As revolving glass doors are often heavy, the man is supposed to enter the door before the woman and push it for the both of them.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Jon requests some ice

Jon: Yo, Amy, can I please have some ice?
Aryeh: (Whispers to Lisa) There is no ice, I finished it
Lisa: (Laughs quietly)
A: I just didn't feel like refilling it or telling anyone...I am such a jerk

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Wedding Jacket Etiquette

As a male at a wedding, it is only appropriate to take your jacket (either suit or tuxedo) off once the groom has removed his jacket. If the groom does not remove his jacket, you must keep your jacket on for the duration of the reception.Also, a bolo tie is NEVER acceptable at a wedding...NEVER

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Butter Knife Should Face In

In a proper place setting, the butter knife is supposed to face in. A butter knife that faces out shows aggression to the person sitting next to you.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Salt and Pepper Shakers

Correct Shaker Orientation

Salt goes in the shaker with more holes in the top. A long time ago, pepper was by far the most expensive spice. Because of this, hosts wanted to subliminally encourage guests to use less pepper. Having fewer holes from which to dispense the pepper was the chief method of pepper retention.