Polar Bears

Polar bears are the only natural predator of humans. Sharks see a human and think "oh, hey, that looks some food in the water. I'm going to try to eat it." A polar bear sees a human and says "oh wow, look a human, I like eating human, they are delicious."

Grade A and Grade B Truffles

Traditionally, truffles are hunted by using a pig that is trained to detect their unique aroma. These pig-detected truffles are considered Grade A truffles. Those truffles that are discovered by using dogs are Grade B.

Shorts and Sneakers are Unacceptable in Paris

As Paris is the fashion city, shorts and sneakers are unacceptable there. Fanny packs are still cool though.

Drowning Doesn't Look Like Drowning

To be safe, it's best to rescue anyone who is in the water. Don't discriminate, you can drown in 2 inches of water.
No Horseplay!

Coleslaw

My sister-in-law suggested the post be "it's called coleslaw because people from the South cannot pronounce 'cold slaw'." I didn't want to write that because I don't like to make fun of people.
Everyone knows coleslaw is German for finely sliced cabbage...it was originally served warm. Bacon fat was used instead of mayonnaise.