The Water Diet

A friend of mine lost like 30 lbs on the water diet. Basically, he drinks only water for 6 days a week then pigs out on whatever he wants on the 7th day.

Nice work Justin...you're killing it.

Caligula

Lisa: It is well known that Caligula had intimate relations with a horse

Ari: Actually that was Catherine the Great.

Laundry Detergent

Equal parts hand sanitizer, baking soda and flour make a very effective laundry detergent. If you replace the flour with powdered soap, you have a fantastic deodorant...give it a try.

   

Red Hair

People with red hair are more often drawn to red things. Fire trucks, red nail polish, communism, you get the idea.

My Best Skill

The thing that I am best at? Recognizing famous voices in voice overs.