As Armageddon approaches

As Armageddon approaches, I am prepared for the fall of paper currency once the looting starts...


Wampum...Score!

Placemats

In an effort to conserve the water required to wash tablecloths, the French invented placemats during WWI. When American servicemen returned home from the war, and showed their wives the unique tablewear they found in France, the placemat's place on the American table was secured.

Unicorns

Unicorns can only be touched by female virgins.

Mustard

Mustard is France's first documented condiment. Recipes for mustard were found in the dijon region dating back to 1345. The first documented condiment in America is ranch dressing with recipes dating back to 1733.

Al Roker

Al Roker is required to say the phrase "that's what's happening around the country, here's what's happening in your neck of the woods" at least 6 times per episode of the Today Show.