Thursday, July 2, 2009

French Pedicured Toes Are Gross!!!

A French manicure requires nails to be long enough for the tips to be a different color from the rest of the nail. French pedicures therefore require the toenails to be too long and therefore...gross.

Words People Don't Like Saying

Goiter
Moist
Blubber
Slurry
Sludge
Breast
Welt
Bilge

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

A List of Funny Words

Spectacles
Genitals
Testicles
Cheese
Cookie
Bungalow
Duty
Tinkle

In New York City...

In New York City, it is socially acceptable to spit on cabs that speed through red lights.

If I could select any nickname for myself it would be...

If I could select any nickname for myself (other than Ari) it would be Cookie. First of all, I love to eat cookies. Secondly, I pretend to be a good cook.His real first name was Octavio.