Sunday, May 3, 2009
Bugle Boy Jeans
If you have an original pair of Bugle Boy Jeans, I bet they would be worth a lot of money.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Whatever happened to...
Whatever happened to the harmonica? All we have now is John Popper. There won't be soul in music again until some new musician picks up a harmonica and gets down.
Everyone is Mesmerized By Twins
Ever since Jacob and Essau in the bible, everyone finds twins intriguing. 
Friday, May 1, 2009
Pizza Crusts
There are two kinds of people in this world, people who eat pizza crusts and people who don't. I am not interested in the latter. For those people who eat pizza crusts, I have a brilliant product idea...toaster oven pizza crusts. They would be a 6 inch by 1 inch toastable bread stick. The sticks would be dipped horizontally into tomato sauce and then sprinkled with mozzarella cheese. After being toasted for a few minutes, they would come out crispy and delicious.
Look for them in your grocer's freezer section.
Look for them in your grocer's freezer section.
5 Movies I have never seen
I consider myself a movie buff. Here is a list of movies I have never seen. I will provide my assumed description based on the previews and the movie posters:
Dances with Wolves - American Soldier hangs out with Native American tribe. At some point Kevin Costner needs to make a choice. Which side does he choose; the natives, or the Americans? Tough Choice
The Color Of Money - Young pool player (Tom Cruise) needs to learn how to be better at pool so he can beat someone he perceives to be better than him. Paul Newman has been very good at pool for a long time. He teaches Tom Cruise how to be better at pool player. Tom Cruise uses the training to win a face off.
Eyes Wide Shut - A couple has lots of sex with random people. At some point, they need to decide what's more important, the crazy sex with the randos or their love for each other.
Army of Darkness - Bruce Campbell goes back in time with an awesome car, a chainsaw and a shot gun. In this crazy dimension, most of the people turn into zombies at night. Bruce Campell leads the people who don't turn into zombies against the zombies and wins.
Gone With The Wind - Scarlet O'Hara comes back to the family plantation during the Civil War. When she gets there, the boy she had a crush on as a child, Clark Gable, is all grown up. She can't decide whether she loves him or not. She ends up deciding she does. Also, I think someone burns her house down.
Dances with Wolves - American Soldier hangs out with Native American tribe. At some point Kevin Costner needs to make a choice. Which side does he choose; the natives, or the Americans? Tough Choice
The Color Of Money - Young pool player (Tom Cruise) needs to learn how to be better at pool so he can beat someone he perceives to be better than him. Paul Newman has been very good at pool for a long time. He teaches Tom Cruise how to be better at pool player. Tom Cruise uses the training to win a face off.
Eyes Wide Shut - A couple has lots of sex with random people. At some point, they need to decide what's more important, the crazy sex with the randos or their love for each other.
Army of Darkness - Bruce Campbell goes back in time with an awesome car, a chainsaw and a shot gun. In this crazy dimension, most of the people turn into zombies at night. Bruce Campell leads the people who don't turn into zombies against the zombies and wins.
Gone With The Wind - Scarlet O'Hara comes back to the family plantation during the Civil War. When she gets there, the boy she had a crush on as a child, Clark Gable, is all grown up. She can't decide whether she loves him or not. She ends up deciding she does. Also, I think someone burns her house down.
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