Best Weapon

The best weapon to fend off zombies...some kind of automatic shotgun.

My Plan

If the zombie apocolypse ever happens, I have a plan. I intend to drive from Walmart to Walmart, picking up shotgun shells and supplies.
Needless to say, Zombieland made a big impression.

Hotel Bed Spreads

On average, hotels change their bedspreads once every 6 guests.

This Just In...

Peep-toe boots are dumb.