Why Ghosts Wear Sheets

Sheets are only worn by ghosts when they are someone who died in a horribly disfiguring accident.
This dude should wear a sheet.

Little Known Fact

Dinosaurs are always green in pictures because they had chlorophyll in their skin.

Jackass Predicts

Within the next 5 years, USB plugs will replace standard outlets as the method of plugging in most small appliances.

That's not sanitary

Rule #1: Rubber Gloves found on the street are not sanitary.

This woman is a hair stylest....She cuts hair

She is wearing the wrong shoes for her job.

Lies