Panko Bread Crumbs

Panko bread crumbs are the same thing as tempura flakes

I don't get what the big deal is about anthrax

Why do people make such a big deal about anthrax in the mail? The worst thing you get is the flu.

Butterball Turkeys

Butterball injects their turkeys with butter and if not butter...something.

One half of a scissors

One half of a scissors is called a scissor. To sciss means to cut...hence the term schism.

Elevators as Morality Play

In his spare time, Edmund Otis, the inventor of the elevator was a minister. He was very concerned with heaven and hell. So concerned was he that even today, the indicator lights outside the elevator indicate white for up and red for down.

I am convinced...

I am convinced that crossing against the red light is the closest I will ever get to stealing a base...It feels pretty fantastic.