Flu Shots

There can be bubbles in the syringe as long as the injection is not going directly into a vein.

Rubbish

The word rubbish comes from the Latin word rubira, which means to tear.

Elmer's Glue and Laughing Cow Cheese

Laughing Cow cheese triangles and Elmer's Glue are made out of the same stuff.

Dialing a Wrong Number

Dialing a wrong number before 10AM is punishable by death in Queensland, Australia.

Ninjas

Aryeh: Why don't ninjas carry guns? If I were a ninja I would totally carry a gun
Lisa: Yeah, of course I would carry a gun; and when I was in a fight with another ninja, I would make like I was going for my sword and when the other ninja went for his sword, I would grab my gun and shoot him in the face.
A: (Silence)
L: Honor doesn't matter when you're dead.

Fatigue

Fatigue effects the same nerves as drunkenness.

Animals as Food Rule #1

The cuter the animal, the less delicious they are as food...unless they are rabbits, in which case...yummo.

Garbage Pail Kids

Garbage Pail Kids should have come with onion flavored chewing gum.

Allergies

If you do not deal with your allergies, they can eventually turn into a cold.

Spicy Food is good for a cold

The spicier the food, the more likely it is to help with a cold. Below is a list of foods in order of their cold curing properties.

1) Ice Cream (worthless at curing your cold)
2) Chocolate
3) Cinnamon Chewing Gum
4) Taco Bell Hot Sauce
5) Atomic Fireballs (2 per day will cure your cold in about 2 weeks)
6) Chilies in Adobo
7) Raw Horse Radish
8) Habenero Peppers
9) Thai Prik Peppers
10) Still smouldering embers (almost immediate cure)