Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
They gotta be friends.There was a comment that I stupidly deleted from this post mentioning that I thought they must be friends because Lebron and Kanye are both of African American descent. This could not be further from the truth. I figure they are both friends based on their talent and general awesomeness. Also, both are rather friendly with Jay-Z so the circumstantial evidence is there. I would not assume that either Kanye or Lebron are friends with Alan Keyes.
Also no more commenting anonymously, if I am going to be a jackass publicly, than you can be a jackass publicly.
Friday, March 27, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Any canned good
Powdered Drink Mix
I rest my case.
At the end of the day, Tom Petty clearly rocks harder. Also, Rick Ocasek did have a couple of odd music videos but Tom Petty holds the record for most weird videos in the world.
Congrats Tom. We will see you in round 2.
Next Rock Battle: Keith Richards vs. Keith Moon
Aryeh: Jenn, I'm sure he has heard of it, he is a world famous chef...He's been to France
Lisa: Ari, Brunette isn't from France, it's from Belgium (shakes head)
The Chinese Dragon:
And the Western Dragon:
Were really just cousins of the Pterodactyl:
The ones that survived longest just adapted by learning to breathe fire.
Aryeh: Li, I think those chandeliers are original
Lisa: Oh really?
A: Yeah, none of the fake candles in them are white, they look like they have been around for a while
A: Also, they have three of the exact same chandeliers...(getting gradually quieter) and the crystals are dusty
L: (Silence, puts her head down on the table)
If I were to tell you that here is a holiday that combines the alcohol consumption of St. Patrick's Day with the costumes of Halloween and a sprinkle of fantastic cookies, I imagine that your immediate response would be "Tell me more."
Friends, there is such a holiday.
It is Purim.
Consider the marketing possibilities; cookies, alcohol and costumes!!! It's a triple-threat.
Although it just passed, I urge you, mark your calendars, February 28th, 2010.
Enjoy the Hamentaschen. I'm dressing up as Queen Esther next year.
It is important to note that I like to pretend I can cook. However, the thing I make best is pasta that includes sauce from a jar. I know almost nothing about cooking or food. With that, here is the first of many cooking posts.
1 Toast Round
A slice of goat cheese
A 1 inch square of lox
A sprig of dill
Doesn't that sound delicious? I think so.