Sunday, November 29, 2009

Panko Bread Crumbs

Panko bread crumbs are the same thing as tempura flakes

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

I don't get what the big deal is about anthrax

Why do people make such a big deal about anthrax in the mail? The worst thing you get is the flu.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Butterball Turkeys

Butterball injects their turkeys with butter and if not butter...something.

Friday, November 20, 2009

One half of a scissors

One half of a scissors is called a scissor. To sciss means to cut...hence the term schism.

Elevators as Morality Play

In his spare time, Edmund Otis, the inventor of the elevator was a minister. He was very concerned with heaven and hell. So concerned was he that even today, the indicator lights outside the elevator indicate white for up and red for down.

I am convinced...

I am convinced that crossing against the red light is the closest I will ever get to stealing a base...It feels pretty fantastic.