Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Shorts and Sneakers are Unacceptable in Paris

As Paris is the fashion city, shorts and sneakers are unacceptable there. Fanny packs are still cool though.

Drowning Doesn't Look Like Drowning

To be safe, it's best to rescue anyone who is in the water. Don't discriminate, you can drown in 2 inches of water.
No Horseplay!

Tuesday, August 10, 2010


My sister-in-law suggested the post be "it's called coleslaw because people from the South cannot pronounce 'cold slaw'." I didn't want to write that because I don't like to make fun of people.
Everyone knows coleslaw is German for finely sliced was originally served warm. Bacon fat was used instead of mayonnaise.

No Such Thing as Poisonous Berries

There are no poisonous berries...only berries that don't taste good and make you throw up.