5 things you shouldn't say to your pregnant wife before bed

• I forgot to pay the homeowner's insurance and the gas on the stove won't turn off


• Do you have plans tomorrow night? I think I'm going to have to work until at least 11PM


• Let's talk about our finances


• I think I need to go out of town for work right around the due date


• Bunny, you're fat, but you are really pretty