Tuesday, April 5, 2011

5 things you shouldn't say to your pregnant wife before bed

  • I forgot to pay the homeowner's insurance and the gas on the stove won't turn off

  • Do you have plans tomorrow night? I think I'm going to have to work until at least 11PM

  • Let's talk about our finances

  • I think I need to go out of town for work right around the due date

  • Bunny, you're fat, but you are really pretty

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