Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Rock Battle III: Chris Cornell vs. Chad Kroeger

Chad Kroeger is the "nice guy" frontman for one of the all time lamest bands, NicklebackChris Cornell was the lead singer for two monumental rock bands, Soundgarden and AudioslaveHmm, the lame rocker versus the rocker who takes himself entirely too seriously. Chris Cornell has to be the winner of this battle. First of all, Nickelback does not rock...they suck. Also, Chad Kroeger sat next to my wife on a flight and acted like a total knob. Finally, and most importantly, Kroeger loses because he is Canadian and has terrible hair.

12 comments:

  1. just a thought...were you on that flight with your wife? Maybe she just said that to make you think that she is really "not" in love with him or his music...Ya Nickelback is Canadian and at least with us Canadians..we have more respect for each other than you do. It is only one opinion like yours that puts Americans too shame.

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  2. As the aforementioned wife, I can guarantee that Kroeger was indeed a total knob.

    And also, yay! Jackass has an international audience.

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  3. Nickelback are so NOT one of the lamest bands and Canadians are nice people so just stop being an ass, and to be honest his hair is awesome!

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  4. Ok, first of all Nickelback is definitely one of the lamest bands of all time. They make Poison look good. And don't even get me started on his hair.

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  5. Chad Kroeger was my first favorite rock icon and vocalist!, and still he is my favorite. . . But, I've been listening to chris and audioslave for like a year up till now, and their's no way you can compare both! chris got a freaking awesome intense and strong voice, you could feel the words coming out as a whole story!.. on the other hand chad's voice is amazingly strong and It's rocking which it'd be perfect for a song like animals or rockstar! no one could sing in this grunge deep voice as he does! - BOTH ARE LEGENDS, Actually.. They are my only two favorite vocalists now.. chad and chris! hope they never stop making music!
    and nickelback are awesome, and I wish audioslave never broke up! coz' I'm pretty bummed every-time I know I won't listen to a new song of them again!

    PS: if you don't like the band, don't bash them.. It's musical-taste for god sacks.. some people love a band, other not!

    Thanks.

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  6. Theres just one name for someone like you & thats J E L O U S !!!!!

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  7. dude if you respect yourself you don't listen to nicklecrap, seriously. producer rock to the maxx

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  8. hahahahaha. The comment from Pepper is hilarious, because it's "musical taste for god SACKS".

    Kellie's is even better because "There's just one name for someone like you and that's JELOUS." You're probably not "jealous".

    Two more classic cases of Nickelback fans. Illiterate morons.


    oh, and Nickelback and Audioslave are terrible. All you sheep love what is played on the radio. You'd all love to listen to dogs shitting as long as it has a music video and plays on MTV.

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  9. I Love Nickelback... they are not a lame band, they rock!!! People who passes negativ comments on them well for me they are simply jealous that NICKELBACK is awesome and has a personnality and his music has a soul and again... it ROCKS all the way to the top.

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  10. Yup they are super cool. I mean a band that can play the same chord on multiple songs but have different unoriginal lyrics to each is absolutely the greatest rock band of all time. Makes the Beatles look like a bunch of homos makes me wonder why there aren't more bands like this, oh wait, there are!! The radio seems to have one on after another. This is great!! Do you guys have radios if not you should get one. Man Chad Kroeger is on every 7 minutes usually following Hinder or some other rockin awesome band like Linkin Park. Man im gonna get myself a super nice radio they seem to be pretty cheep.

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