Aryeh: I wonder why there is a glass of waterLisa: I have no idea
A: Buddha must be thirsty
L: Oh, Buddha's thirsty huh?
A: Yeah!
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- My name is Ari, you know, like the agent from Entourage. This is really my first foiree (French for foray) into the digital media world. These are just a couple of my thoughts and a variety of silly things I have said in an attempt to give people the impression that I know more than I actually do. The truth is, we all do it. Nothing posted here has been verified, certified or accuratized. These postings are merely the musings and hypotheses of one man based on his observations. That said, something could be true, who knows? I’m not a reference book. Man, I hope someone believes the source of the word dungarees.
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