Flog

We all know golf, the sport of kings was invented in Scotland in 1867 at St. Andrew's Country Club. What most people don't know is that in Wales, in 1875, flog, the sport of jesters was invented at St. Arnold's Country Club. While a golfer uses 14 clubs to move a ball from one point into a hole roughly 350 yards away, a flogger uses a large paddle to push the ball a similar distance. The flog ball must remain on the ground at all times or the flogger is penalized a stroke. There are still water hazards and sand traps. Since the hole is still about 350 yards from the tee box, the average round of flog takes about 3 days. No breaks are permitted.

Also a flog ball is always green and always features a moose. Determining who has which ball can be difficult.

Flog is not very popular.

The Water Diet

A friend of mine lost like 30 lbs on the water diet. Basically, he drinks only water for 6 days a week then pigs out on whatever he wants on the 7th day.

Nice work Justin...you're killing it.

Caligula

Lisa: It is well known that Caligula had intimate relations with a horse

Ari: Actually that was Catherine the Great.

Laundry Detergent

Equal parts hand sanitizer, baking soda and flour make a very effective laundry detergent. If you replace the flour with powdered soap, you have a fantastic deodorant...give it a try.

   

Red Hair

People with red hair are more often drawn to red things. Fire trucks, red nail polish, communism, you get the idea.