Fryday

Friday is so named because it was the day that people used to fry all of their foods for the weekend. Frying is a good way to preserve foods, the oil keeps out bacteria for at least a couple of days. When people began to concern themselves with cholesterol, the Greenwich Calendar Association, or GCA changed the spelling of the day from Fryday to Friday.

Female Eskimos

In an effort to stay warm, female Eskimos all have long hair.

Eskimo Population

Instead of intercourse, Eskimos rub their genitals against each other. This is why there are so few Eskimos.

How Snow Falls

When snow is falling diagonally there is more air in each flake. As the temperature warms, the flake gets heavier and begins to fall in a more downward fashion before becoming rain.